"On the orders of Wang Dianjun, the King of Kang, welcome the King into the palace to meet Kang Wang." A voice that I am very familiar with sounded outside the room. I rose up and said, "Is it Zhao Tong?"
The man outside the house replied, "It will be Zhao Tong at the end of the report."
I Ling He pity glances saw the surprise color in each other’s eyes. Zhao Tong is my uncle Zhao Ma Yunlv’s aunt, and Zhao Shu never took part in the struggle. I am aunt Ma, who took care of my martial arts since childhood and taught Zhao Tong Zhao Guang brothers. I am really closer than my own brother, but it is strange that Zhao Tong can appear in Chang ‘an. Isn’t he uncle Zhao in the first legion?
The first volume Tiger prison soldiers
Chapter I Bad Students Going to Three Kingdoms
Talking about the school, talking about the English class in Grade Three (Grade Five), and talking more about a student sleeping. For this student, since it’s a foreign ghost, what do China students need to learn? Even if the English test score is single digits, don’t learn! If the English teacher is beautiful, maybe the student still has some spirit, such as the female chemistry teacher who just graduated from college. Unfortunately, this English teacher is a dinosaur in her fifties and sixties … sleeping.
The students sincerely hope that the bell will finally ring, and they are relieved. Although there are ten minutes of execution outside prison, it is already very precious in this school from seven to ten! The dinosaur English teacher also breathed a sigh of relief. The notoriously annoying student was sleeping all the time, and the class went well.
The student who is notoriously annoying among teachers is still sleeping. Although he is not liked by teachers, he is still very popular among his classmates (only boys), so he pushes him to "Kang Peng Kang Peng class" at the same table.
Kang Peng is still sleeping, and his deskmate pushes him again. "Let’s play football after Kang Peng class."
This time, Kang Peng pushed hard at the same table, and Kang Peng slowly slipped on the bench and lay still awake.
Kang Peng sat at the same table and joked and put his finger on Kang Peng’s nose. "Dead?" Kang Peng’s deskmate suddenly turned pale. He found that Kang Peng was not breathing! "Kang Peng! Kang Peng … "
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Kang Peng, a student of Class 5, Grade 3, No.1 Middle School in * Province * City * County *, died suddenly during class at the age of ten. No abnormal cause of death was found in autopsy.
The male student who responded to Kang Peng’s sudden death "It’s a pity that no one has brought" Flower Flower Gong "to the classroom." The female student "finally no one is pestering me!" The teachers cheered, "There is finally one bad student missing!" "No one incites students to strike again!" And Kang Peng missed the beautiful young female chemistry teacher and cried with excitement. "You can rest assured to wear a skirt after class …"
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Kang Pengshu stretched himself, sleepy in winter, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer, and sleeping in spring is worth a thousand dollars (even dreaming of a beautiful girl), but sleeping is the most comfortable!
Yi Kang Peng suddenly found it wrong! I am sleeping in class, but how can I lie in bed? Or in an antique room, how do your arms look thicker than your waist? There’s something wrong with my body. It seems that I’m holding something soft. Kang Peng looked down and saw how she became so fat. Just look at the fat. It weighs at least 150 kilograms! And the most incredible thing is that Kang Peng is still holding up a petite naked girl!
Kang Pengma shouted, "Who are you?" Kang Peng called out only to find that his voice had become as ugly as a broken gong.
Before Kang Peng continued to be surprised, the door was immediately pushed in and two armored warriors "What can I do for you, Prime Minister?"
Kang Peng is confused. Who is the Prime Minister? Who are these two warriors? Dress like an ancient man. Is it a photo shoot? At this time, the girl was awakened by Kang Peng, who realized that this girl looks quite good. At the age of fifteen or sixteen, Liu Mei’s almond eyes are white and smooth. She is a standard beauty with red eyes, as if she had just cried.
What makes Kang Peng tongue-tied is that she didn’t dress herself. The girl still has a pool of blood, and Kang Peng knows what just happened. Kang Peng pointed to the girl "You, you …" but she couldn’t say anything for a long time.
The two samurai obviously misunderstood Kang Peng’s meaning, rushed over to grab the girl and dragged her out. The girl was also frightened and cried, "Prime Minister, forgive me!"
A samurai kicked the girl "Shut up! How dare you offend the Prime Minister? "
Kang Peng saw that if she didn’t talk, the girl would die. Although Kang Peng was confused, she cried, "Stop it and let her go."
The two warriors immediately let go and replied "Yes". The girl had to kneel down to enlarge her cry.
A samurai went to Kang Peng and knelt down. "Report to the Prime Minister that the 10-way warlord challenged Marotta in front of the tiger prison and asked Xiao to ask the Prime Minister to discuss countermeasures."
This Kang Peng is even more confused. What is it that the Prime Minister seems to call himself a ten-way warlord? Wait a minute. Ten princes? Tiger prison? Marotta? Kang Peng suddenly thought of something to touch his face with a hard beard! Kang Peng was frightened and asked, "Who do you think I am?"
The two warriors looked at each other inexplicably and replied, "Prime Minister Han!"
"I mean, what is my name?"
"I dare not speak the name of the prime minister."
"I told you to speak quickly."
"Prime Minister, your name is Dong Zhuozi Zhongying"
Dong Zhuo! Kang Peng felt very dizzy that he was Dong Zhuo! Three kingdoms! I went to the Three Kingdoms and became the first wicked Dong Zhuo in the Three Kingdoms! God, are you kidding me?
Kang Peng wanted to cry because he suddenly became Dong Zhuo. Kang Peng could still accept that when he was tired of playing online games in the Internet cafe all night, Kang Peng occasionally read several novels and fantasized about how to go back to ancient times. Sleeping in class turned Dong Zhuo into Dong Zhuo who was furious and died! This is something that Kang Peng absolutely can’t imagine. Look at this loose skin now. It’s at least forty years old. I’m only seventeen! It is equivalent to living less for more than 20 years! The worst thing is that the ten-way governors of the Dong League have already attacked the tiger prison. Although the contradiction between the princes and the princes can barely live for another two years, they will be killed by the cadres after two years! It’s over. My youth is gone, and my life is almost over.
Although the two samurai saw Kang Peng not talking for a long time, they dared not speak to wake him up. The Prime Minister had a bad temper. Everyone knows that it is lucky to lose his head carelessly. All the nine families have to follow the bad luck …
These two warriors bumped into the Universiade. In front of them, this is not Dong Zhuo, the eldest brother who killed people like mowing grass, but Kang Peng Kang Peng, who came from the 21st century and received socialist education (although he didn’t have any basic subjects) and was edified by five stresses and four beauties (but he didn’t abide by them). He finally accepted this cruel reality for a long time and was determined to change the future like a pig’s foot in a novel. The silly hero Hao Jiena bowed at first (I’m afraid it’s a little difficult for Dong’s eldest brother) to unify the sky and reproduce the glory of Han and Tang Dynasties
Chapter II Dong Lao can’t talk nonsense.
In July of 19th AD, Cao Cao made an imperial edict to crusade against Dong Zhuo, and asked Dong Zhuo to form an alliance. Yuan Shao, the prefect of Bohai Sea, ordered the other 17-route princes to be the 10-route princes. After the first road, the general Shouchun Taishou Yuan Shu Second Road Jizhou Cishi Han Fu Third Road Yuzhou Cishi Kong Uranium Fourth Road Yanzhou Cishi Liu Dai Fifth Road Hejun Taishou Wang Kuang Sixth Road Chen Liu Taishou Zhang Miao Seventh Road Dongjun Taishou Qiao Fu First Road Shanyang Taishou Yuan Yi Ninth Road Jibei Xiangbaoxin Tenth Road Beihai Taishou Kong Rong Eleventh Road Guangling Taishou Juck Zhang Twelfth Road Xuzhou Cishi Tao Qian Thirteenth Road Xiliang Taishou Marten Fourteenth Road Beiping Taishou Gongsun. Defending the 17th Road in Sun Jian, Qi Xiang Hou, the prefect of Bohai Sea, Yuan Shao, 10th Road, River Xiaolian, Cao Cao, and the number of army horses varies from 30,000 to 120,000, and all the civil servants and military commanders will jointly swear to chop Dong Zhuo, the national thief, into ten thousand pieces in front of Si Shui.